Dragons

Too often I find that dragons get a bum rap. What's wrong with dragons? Some of my best friends are dragons at times and it doesn't bother me.....so long as I have my fire retardant underwear on.

Really folks you just have to cut them some slack. They can be quite amusing and even useful at times if you'd just give them a chance. Try to get by the gruff exterior and make the acquaintance of a dragon next time you come across one. You might be pleasantly surprised. Once they have befriended you there is any number of services they are willing to perform for you. And they are quite loyal as well.

Need your grill started and can't find a match? A dragon can handle that. Want some rainy day entertainment for the kids? Ask your dragon to perform fire art and you've got a mesmerized crowd for hours. Got a boss that doesn't appreciate you enough? Bring your dragon to work and watch the raises and extra vacation days pile up! Need to end a party that seems to be going on for days but don't want to be rude to your friends? Bring out the dragon and watch him clear the room for you in seconds. It brings a whole new meaning to the term 'lighting a fire under your ass' now doesn't it?

But most of all dragons are great at cuddling. So get cozy and comfy with your dragon and settle in for a snooze. But please don't forget to douse the pilot light before you fall asleep!